Funny Christmas Wishes Messages for Friends: Friends are always a gift from heaven. Blood may be thicker than water but sometimes best friends sometimes are family. When Christmas comes, we get undecided on what can best explain what we feel about a friend. As everyone exchanges gifts, sometimes a message on a card or a text message can really brighten the spirit of a friend.

Sending a message is nice but being goofy in the spirit of Christmas makes every moment memorable. A funny Christmas message from a friend is guaranteed to put a smile on your face and bring warmth to your heart. Expressing your feelings through words is a good way to celebrate both Christmas and your friendship. The following are some of the funny Christmas messages you can send to friends:


Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

If you want to send funny Christmas card to your family and friends this Christmas, make sure that you include the best and funniest Christmas wishes and greetings on it. Scroll below for some humorous and funny Christmas messages that will make your family smile.

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“When I slipped and fell, my good friends said sorry but you laughed your heart out first; that’s how I knew that you are my best friend! Merry Christmas.”

“Don’t think that I don’t know how lame my jokes are even when you laugh. I tell them only to see that beautiful smile on your face. Merry Christmas best friend! ”

“Merry Christmas! You taught me that when you punch your best friend, they don’t get offended. They just smile and punch you even harder. ”

“Your best friend doesn’t talk about you; they talk to you about others. This Christmas there are lots to talk about. Merry Christmas! ”

“Christmas is the time when the table is full of goodies! So I know you won’t be leaving the house; you love food. Merry Christmas! ”

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes Messages

Christmas, at some point, can be stressful and exhausting. Spread the good vibes and lift up their spirits by sending these funny Merry christmas greetings to your friends.

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“This is the only time to make a mess and drink yourself stupid without having to feel guilty. It’s a season for fun! Merry Christmas best friend. ”

“I love Christmas because I get to spend it with you. The only scary part is that all my savings disappears. Merry Christmas! ”

“Christmas is magical especially when our kinds are ever smiling; the magic also increases the bills on the credit cards. Merry Christmas! ”

“My Christmas wish for you this season is that you enjoy all the splendor of the birth of Jesus; it’s not every day that you get the opportunity to celebrate the birthday of a king! Merry Christmas. ”

“The Christmas magic never ends, the only thing that will run short is your savings! Enjoy and merry Christmas!”


Cool Funny Christmas Card Greetings

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“I wanted to wish you a merry Christmas with a special gift but realized we drank all the money last night. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ”

“If I could go to the moon and back, it would only be so that I spend Christmas with you”

“May all you weirdest wishes come true this Christmas season! Merry Christmas and happy New Year. ”

“Hope you asked Santa for something nice because I’m coming to share it with you. Merry Christmas best friend! ”

“If you ever thought that our friendship would end, well the joke is on you because we will be friends forever! Merry Christmas. ”

Funny Christmas Greetings for your Friends


“Let’s celebrate my friend! Christmas is the only time we can get away with any silly prank. This is our season to rein! Merry Christmas. ”

“Ask me for anything this Christmas and I’ll double it for you. Ask me for money and I’ll be unavailable…..I’m broke. Merry Christmas! ”

“I want to keep you close this Christmas and watch over you because I know many people asked Santa for a good friend like you. Merry Christmas. ”

“Your pain is my pains so please don’t do any of the stupid things we usually do; I want to enjoy this Christmas! ”

“It would be very difficult to be this silly without you, thanks for being here. Merry Christmas! ”

Funny X’mas Greetings Card Wishes for Friends

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“My laziness is not an issue in our friendship only because there is no effort needed to keep us together. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ”

“Friends help you when you get in trouble, best friends are found with you in trouble. Thanks for being my best friend, Merry Christmas! ”

“You are the reason this Christmas I am cocking more than I need; I know you are coming. Merry Christmas! ”

“Thanks for always being around to finish the food on my plate and for understanding when I empty your fridge when I visit. Merry Christmas best friend!

“A best friend is the one who complete your sentences perfectly. Thanks for always knowing what I’m thinking before I say it. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ”

Funny Christmas Quotes for Friends


“Why is Christmas like a day at the office? Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.”

“If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.” – A Guy Named Kelly

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar

“Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.”  – Melanie White

“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Barry

“At Christmas, play and make good cheer for Christmas comes but once a year.” – Thomas Tusser

Funny Christmas Card Sayings for Friends


“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” ~ Larry Wilde

“Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas.  They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” ~ Lenore Hershey

“When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?”  ~ G.K. Chesterton

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” ~ Kin Hubbard

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“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” ~ Don Marquis

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” ~ Henny Youngman

“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld

“For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!” ~ Anne Bristow

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” ~ Shirley Temple


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